Sunday, May 22, 2005

Final Fantasy VII Update

Yes!!!

I have to hand it to my wife. It took us almost an entire day, but we finally breeded a blue chocobo.

I've forgotten just how addicting FF7 can be. I had to pull myself away from game play to get stuff done around the house.

The New Pornography

Adrenaline must age like wine. Over a period of time the molecular relationships break apart and restructure themselves only to evolve a completely compound.

I used to look at pornography when I was alone. Now I look at electronics and automobiles. Rolexes and Tiffany's cuff links. Motorola cell phones and McIntosh receivers. It all gives me the sense of naughty adrenaline rush that I felt when my purient side led me into the debauched world of internet pornography.

However, now that I'm married and I have a daughter, I'd rather fuck my credit score than my neighbor.

Post Script: Ideas for my next post:
Why I like Marilyn Manson
Digital Monkey Grass
Shut Up You Guy!

Friday, May 20, 2005

Unless you're still dialing up at 56k, you've heard about, know about or care about E3. And, if you are still dialing up...than notice the tiny microsoft flag on your browser, it's waving at you from the future.

E3 is the Woodstock of my generation. Except, instead of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, or Jefferson Airplane we have Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft. Instead of "watch out for the brown acid," we have "stay away from the N-Gage Kiosk". And the best part is, not only do we get to remember the whole event without fear of black out, but we do so with our dignity and clothes.

And the best part about E3: Not a single bit of ineffectual, inoffensive piece of grayish, beige plastic adorning hardware. For the first time, hardware designers are tearing entire chapters out of the Apple design book. They're offering products that appeal to multiple dimensions of a consumer's psyche. Not only are people* thinking about weekends filled with pizza, Mountain Dew and analog-stick hand cramps; but a whole new realm of consumers are looking at these new futuristic designs and embracing the technofetishist movement with open check books.

Much like the Guggenheim recently displayed vintage motorcycles as art pieces, so will MoMA hang track lighting over these hardwired boxes of _______.

IBM recently sold their computer/server business. Why? Profitably in this tech sector is found in India! But more so because the engineers couldn't find it in their slide rules to add a little bit of soul to a piece of machinery. If only the history majors from Dartmouth would email the computer science majors at MIT that today's computer is the bifurcated tongue leading the industrial revolution into the future that Isaac Asimov and Gene Rodenberry promised us. And, damn it, we deserve it.

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Off my a$$

I have a "to-do" list that would make Martha Stewart call in sick. The problem is not that I don't have enough time (although I'm sure if I really put forth an effort to get everything done I would find that I wouldn't have enough time), but that I have no gumption to get this stuff done.

Finally, today I was able to get some things done that I had been meaning to do for quite some time. In my own little way, I feel like Sir Edmund Hillary when he got to the top...