The New Pornography

Adrenaline must age like wine. Over a period of time the molecular relationships break apart and restructure themselves only to evolve a completely compound.

I used to look at pornography when I was alone. Now I look at electronics and automobiles. Rolexes and Tiffany's cuff links. Motorola cell phones and McIntosh receivers. It all gives me the sense of naughty adrenaline rush that I felt when my purient side led me into the debauched world of internet pornography.

However, now that I'm married and I have a daughter, I'd rather fuck my credit score than my neighbor.

Post Script: Ideas for my next post:
Why I like Marilyn Manson
Digital Monkey Grass
Shut Up You Guy!